We are the modern voice and vintage face of housewives everywhere. Bringing you pithy quips to break the monotony of daily chores. All of our products are lovingly hand decorated while we should be doing the dishes.

Loki Doughty
Top Dog
My responsibilities include cuddles, barking and treat eating.

Richy Lace
Marketing Director
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Jane Gray
Public Relations
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July Wood
Customer Support
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